Bad Tits
Can tits ever really be bad? The short answer is yes. But I am not going to give you that concise reply. Instead I will blather on about the history of breasts, Freudian theories of desire, and the...
View ArticleA Tribute to Bagel Heads
‘Wow these bagel heads are geniuses!’ I proclaim, showing the digital photos to my LSP. ‘They are not geniuses,’ he calmly announces. ‘They have saline in their heads.’ ‘Yes, but in the shape of a...
View ArticleMonkey Balls: Things to Do During Your Midlife Crisis
A silver-haired man with thick jowls receives a birthday present from his wife. Ripping the card open he sees its contents and shouts ”Gray Power!” He and his wife chuckle as they contemplate the...
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